people are lazy. people don't want to scroll. people get annoyed easily.your sig is long. your sig has to be scrolled. your sig is easily annoying. thus, people are easily annoyed by having to scroll through your long and and annoying sig. so delete it, or have it deleted it for you (a sig is a sig, not a term paper).
My adverseries crumble when we rumble, it's a catastrophe
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy..
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